Array ( [profile] => Array ( [id] => 78186048 [nickname] => [maiden_name] => [domain] => id78186048 [bdate] => 5.12.1983 [city] => Array ( [id] => 250 [title] => Iowa City ) [photo_max] => https://sun9-25.userapi.com/impg/c4751/u78186048/d_64ac1992.jpg?quality=96&as=32x32,48x48,72x72&sign=d3b69b2ee268ab1cbf3b903ef605152d&u=8mnrUe4MdDiYuezlysZ9feR5QvLUjg9Rnj8Bhf6jSpo&cs=400x400 [interests] => Motorcycles, horses, skiing, music, reading, writing, playing cards, hunting, fishing, camping, dancing, singing, swimming, museums [books] => Anything Tolkein, The Amber Room, The Templar Legacy, The Alexandria Link, The Third Secret, The Woods, Hero of Our Time, Remember Me, the Casteel series by VC Andrews, The Romanov Prophecy, anything by Lurlene McDaniel or Anne Rice, Edgar Allen Poe, Sylvia Plath, Mary Higgins Clark, Steve Berry, Harlen Coben, James Clavell [tv] => Family Guy, Full Metal Alchemist, House, Cold Case, Cold Case Files, Inuyasha, Red Green, Keeping Up Appearances, Forensic Files, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, General Hospital, Gundam Wing, Wolf's Rain, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Last of the Summer Wine, Law and Order, Without A Trace, MASH, Alred Hitchcock Presents, Sanford and Son, As Time Goes By, Waiting for God [quotes] => "He is a legend in his own room, a rumor in his hometown, and is known to law enforcemet and hotel security worldwide, here is Mr. Joe Walsh!"-- Glenn Frey's introduction of the awesome guitarist at one of the best concerts ever! (March 28 2009) "I wrote this song for my first wife, also known as 'Plaintiff'"--Glenn Frey introducing Lying Eyes at the Long Road Out of Eden concert. "This song our wives refer to as the credit card song."-- Glenn Frey introducing Take It To The Limit at the Eagles concert. "No Timmy, bend over the other way." Me referring to my hottie, Timothy B. Schmit of the Eagles at the Farewell One Tour concert as he played with his amp on stage (apparently I said it much louder than I thought, as roadies 50 feet away started laughing at me). Sit on a cactus and spin! (courtesy of my best friend Becca, whenever I remind her of how graceful she is). I'm the sweetest thing you'll ever meet, and the best thing you'll never have. Nature's first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold. Her early leaf's a flower; But only so an hour. Then leaf subsides to leaf. So Eden sank to grief, So dawn goes down to day. Nothing gold can stay. --Robert Frost Ah, when to the heart of man Was it ever less than a treason To go with the drift of things, To yield with a grace to reason, And bow and accept the end Of a love or a season?---Robert Frost from "Reluctance" For all those men who say "why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free," here's an update: nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize its not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. “Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one's head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no to-morrow. To forget time, to forgive life, to be at peace.” -- Oscar Wilde I think that marriage is a beautiful institution, but who wants to be institutionalized for the rest of their life? Mae West "I was summoned by the rape whistle and I came." Horrible I know, but great story behind this at work (Go Shayla!) Drink responsibly: don't spill it. Backstory: Katie and I were going to KFC after choir, and there was almost no parking places. I said I wished I still had a handicapped sticker as I nodded toward my crutches in the back seat, and Katie without missing a beat, says "I didnt know they gave those out for mental handicaps." [about] => I am a girl who lost her way in life and had to learn many lessons, including many that were painful, the hard way. I am trying now to be a better person walking with God again, and I just want people to know the real me, the gentle loving me that I spent so long trying to hide. I am blessed to have most of the family I do and the great friends that I do, and I thank God for sending them my way, including the new ones. Remember, as I have come to learn, to cherish your time with those you love, love everyone you can as much as you can, and don't be afraid to say I love you or I'm sorry, because when it is too late, it is just that: too late. [games] => [movies] => Phantom of the Opera, Rasputin, Blame It On Rio, Dogma, Lord of the Rings, FMA Conqueror of Shambala, Endless Waltz, Inuyasha 1-4, Legend, Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, anything with Vincent Price, Johnny Depp, Oleg Menchikov, Bette Davis (Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Jezebel, Dead Ringer) [activities] => Concert-going, cuddling, reading, writing, racing, horseback riding, riding motorcycles, camping, bike riding, swimming, singing, dancing, playing cards pool and darts, target shooting, tennis, and cooking--Makes for a relaxing summer!!! [music] => Eagles, Foreigner, Styx, Journey, Bread, Led Zepplin, Metallica, Jefferson Starship, Paul Davis, Don McLean, Dixie Chicks, Timothy B. Schmit, ELO, America, Neil Young, Dan Fogelberg, Bobby Goldsboro, Wade Hayes, Seals and Croft, Nickelback, Firefall, Alabama, Boston, The Moody Blues, CSN & Y, Evanescence, Steely Dan, Doobie Brothers, Tom Petty, Boston, Simply Red, George Strait, Steve Perry, Ray Boltz, Jim Croce, John Denver, Tracy Lawrence, Randy Travis, Kenny Chesney, Rasmus, Alice Cooper, Scorpions, anything from the 70s [site] => [career] => Array ( ) [home_town] => Memphis, Tennessee [relation] => 1 [personal] => Array ( [political] => 5 [religion] => Christian ) [universities] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [city] => 250 [education_form] => Очное отделение [education_form_id] => 1 [education_status] => Студентка (бакалавр) [education_status_id] => 3 [faculty] => 2052663 [faculty_name] => College of Liberal Arts and Sciences [graduation] => 2010 [id] => 1137109 [name] => University of Iowa ) ) [schools] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [city] => 1711192 [class] => [class_id] => 0 [id] => 1411878 [name] => Dubuque High School [year_from] => 1998 [year_graduated] => 2002 [year_to] => 2002 ) ) [relatives] => Array ( ) [sex] => 1 [online] => 0 [first_name] => Heather [last_name] => Clausen [can_access_closed] => 1 [is_closed] => [photo_max_orig] => https://vk.com/images/deactivated_200.png [status] => [counters] => Array ( ) [contacts] => [last_seen] => [connections] => Array ( ) ) [friends] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) [followers] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) [subscriptions] => Array ( [users] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) [groups] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) ) )