Array ( [profile] => Array ( [id] => 62540020 [nickname] => [domain] => id62540020 [bdate] => 2.5.1983 [city] => Array ( [id] => 314 [title] => Киев ) [photo_max] => https://sun9-76.userapi.com/impg/c682/u62540020/d_12d245d3.jpg?quality=96&as=32x32,48x48,72x72&sign=1738ffeb6330210cdff73f0f5722e721&u=4pbJ7JAQrQgcMUthZbxyXbRV2XFLFGC6QfRvWgOGR4g&cs=400x400 [interests] => [books] => Букварь [tv] => Что?Где?Когда? [quotes] => зубов бояться...в рот не давать! Вчера я ехал на работу в метель, туман и гололёд, вдруг мимо пронеслась Тойота, взяла опасный поворот. Пересекая автостраду там, где сплошная полоса, водитель мазалась помадой и тушью красила глаза! Как тут от злости не беситься? Я в гневе бритву уронил (я дома не успел побриться и по дороге щёки брил). Упала бритва в кофе прямо (между колен стоял стакан - мне вкусный кофе варит мама - его я пью в такой туман). Когда предмет тяжёлый падал, крутой горячий кипяток плеснул туда, куда не надо - там третьей степени ожог. И вот от боли я подпрыгнул, и из моей руки другой вдруг выпал телефон мобильный - и снова - в кофе по прямой. Не помню, что там дальше было... Открыл глаза: больница? морг? Теперь ни тачки, ни мобилы... Зато повязка между ног. Весь загипсован под завязку, без гипса только голова. А вот мораль у этой сказки - У ВСЕХ БЫ БАБ ЗАБРАТЬ ПРАВА ЖЕНЩИНУ НАДО ЛЮБИТЬ ТАК, ЧТОБЫ ЕЙ В ГОЛОВУ НЕ ПРИШЛО, ЧТО КТО-ТО ДРУГОЙ МОЖЕТ ЛЮБИТЬ ЕЕ ЕЩЕ СИЛЬНЕЕ [about] => скромный не женат! [games] => секс [movies] => сммотрю ВСЁ [activities] => вышибало в клубе [music] => калбасаРазная.Зависит от настроения, , , , , , , ``````````````````$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, `````````````````$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, ``$`$``````````$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$``````$``$``$, ``$`$``$``````$$$$$$````$$$$$$````$$$$$$``````$`$`$, $`$`$`$``````$$$$$$``````$$$$``````$$$$$$$````$$$$$, `$$$$$``````$$$$$$$```O`$$$$$``O``$$$$$$$$`$$$$$$$, `$$$$$$$$``$$$$$$$$$````$$$$$$````$$$$$$$$$$```$$$, ````$$````$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$````$$, ````$`````$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$``$$```$, `````$$$$$$$$``$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$``$$$$$$, ``````````$$$``$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$``$$$, ```````````$$$`````$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$`````$$, ````````````$$````````$$$$$$$$$$```````$$, `````````````$$$```````````````````````$, ```````````````$$````$$$$$$$$$$$``````$, ````````````````$$$`````$$$$$$$$$$$``$, ```````````````````$$$`````$$$$$$$$$$, ``````````````````````$$$$$``$$$$$$$$$, `````````````````````````````$$$$$$$$$$, ``````````````````````````````$$$$$$$$$, ```````````````````````````````$$$$$$$ [site] => [status] => [career] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [city_id] => 314 [company] => в клубе [from] => 1972 ) ) [home_town] => Киев [relation] => 6 [personal] => Array ( [political] => 4 ) [universities] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [city] => 314 [education_form] => Очное отделение [education_form_id] => 1 [education_status] => Доктор наук [education_status_id] => 10 [graduation] => 2005 [id] => 233191 [name] => УБД НБУ ) ) [schools] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [city] => 314 [class] => б [class_id] => 2 [id] => 268453 [name] => Детско-юношеская спортивная школа «Авангард» [type] => 6 [type_str] => Спортивная школа [year_from] => 1954 [year_graduated] => 2015 [year_to] => 2004 [speciality] => Агроном ) ) [relatives] => Array ( ) [sex] => 2 [online] => 0 [first_name] => Razzzzruve [last_name] => Diplamat [can_access_closed] => 1 [is_closed] => [photo_max_orig] => https://vk.com/images/deactivated_200.png [counters] => Array ( ) [contacts] => [maiden_name] => [last_seen] => [connections] => Array ( ) ) [friends] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) [followers] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) [subscriptions] => Array ( [users] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) [groups] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) ) )