Array ( [profile] => Array ( [id] => 24965511 [nickname] => [domain] => mattkat [bdate] => 13.6 [city] => Array ( [id] => 4951286 [title] => Baltimore ) [photo_max] => https://sun1-19.userapi.com/s/v1/ig1/laW_Tzz5sgyya24taWXQAgSWBCjZ0FyIt_CSCXUf4IWS_MzErRQc9KYH_RKk8bR5O4yLZ1_V.jpg?quality=96&crop=149,244,697,697&as=32x32,48x48,72x72,108x108,160x160,240x240,360x360,480x480,540x540,640x640&ava=1&cs=400x400 [skype] => matt.kat [interests] => Probability, Math, News, Astronomy, Languages, Philosophy, Sports, Dogs, Geography [books] => The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Crime and Punishment; The Catcher in the Rye; Master and Margarita; Where the Red Fern Grows; The Princess Bride; White Fang, 100 Years of Solitude, Fahrenheit 451 [tv] => Euphoria, Sex Education, Stranger Things, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, The Americans, Breaking Bad, The Big Bang Theory, The X-Files, Ozark [quotes] => "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, well, it's just too dark to read." Groucho Marx "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein "The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible." George Bernard Shaw "I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it." Thomas Jefferson "I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!!!" Office Space "I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing." Socrates "Common sense is not so common." Voltaire "One word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft people begin to disobey; then it's work, work, work all the time." Wesley, The Princess Bride "A pessimist thinks things can't get any worse and the optimist knows they can." No Man's Land [about] => [games] => Scrabble, Boggle, Monopoly, Poker [movies] => Braveheart, Groundhog Day, Everybody's Famous(Belgium), Garden State, Shawshank Redemption, Lost in Translation, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Amelie, Before Sunset, Twin Sisters (The Netherlands), Ivan Vasilievich Changes Profession(Russian Federation), The Lives of Others (Germany), Goodbye, Lenin(Germany) [activities] => Reading, tutoring math, traveling, tennis, golf, volleyball, playing cards, eating sushi and Thai food, watching foreign language films, ping-pong, shooting pool, board games, crossword puzzles [music] => The Beatles, Beck, Ben Folds Five, Dave Matthews Band, Green Day, Billy Joel, Led Zeppelin, Live, The Killers, Alanis Morissette, Mozart, Tom Petty, Rush, U2, Les Miserables [site] => [status] => [last_seen] => Array ( [platform] => 7 [time] => 1783265526 ) [career] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [city_id] => 1661 [company] => Matt's Math Tutoring Business [position] => University and High school math tutor ) ) [home_town] => Maryland, USA [relation] => 1 [personal] => Array ( [alcohol] => 2 [inspired_by] => [langs] => Array ( [0] => English ) [langs_full] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [id] => 3 [native_name] => English ) ) [life_main] => 5 [people_main] => 2 [political] => 3 [smoking] => 1 ) [universities] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [chair] => 1636283 [chair_name] => Mathematics [city] => 3054 [education_form] => Очное отделение [education_form_id] => 1 [education_status] => Студент (бакалавр) [education_status_id] => 3 [faculty] => 2025725 [faculty_name] => College of Computer, Mathematical and Physical Sciences [graduation] => 2004 [id] => 1108099 [name] => University of Maryland, College Park ) ) [schools] => Array ( [0] => Array ( [city] => 1950852 [class] => [class_id] => 0 [id] => 1428830 [name] => Wheaton High School ) ) [relatives] => Array ( ) [sex] => 2 [online] => 0 [first_name] => Matt [last_name] => Kat [can_access_closed] => 1 [is_closed] => [photo_max_orig] => https://vk.com/images/deactivated_200.png [counters] => Array ( ) [contacts] => [maiden_name] => [connections] => Array ( ) ) [friends] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) [followers] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) [subscriptions] => Array ( [users] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) [groups] => Array ( [items] => Array ( ) ) ) )